(Knock knock) Phillip.
(Knock knock) Phillip.
(Knock knock) Phillip.
Good
Prevening, Phillip! I am pleased to make your acquaintance at planDisney.
Like your wife, I wish the
Contractual Obligation Implementation in real life included a “Disney Princess Makeover” for adults. But sadly,
Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique’s commission is for princesses and princes ages 3 to 12.
I understand your wife’s predicament.
At 7 last night, I called the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique Fairy Godmother Apprentices about some random problem at my “middle school” and casually mentioned seeing a white rabbit hop across the lawn.
At 11:30, I called again to say the rabbit had a watch, and I was curiously following him down a rabbit hole.
At 12:45, I called and said I had consumed a bite of cake and was feeling a bit peculiar. I was now uncharacteristically tall for a girl so young.
The Fairies are trusting ladies, but their magic can see through my feeble deception attempts to meet the age requirements.
Further upsetting my majestic plans for a regal façade, the
theme park regulations prohibit Guests 14 and older from dressing like Disney characters, including our beloved princesses. Pull up a chair (just not my spot). I feel like we both may need a hot beverage.
Now, if you are still looking for a
Shiny Trinket Maneuver, a tiara is never too much. You can find a dazzling assortment of these remarkably brilliant diadems at Crystal Arts in
Magic Kingdom Park, Kunstarbeit in Kristall in
EPCOT, and
Crystal Arts by Arribas Brothers in Disney Springs. Any of these dazzling adornments will have her enthusiastically exclaiming,
“Put it on me! Put it on me! Put it on me! Of course, I look beautiful! I am a princess, and this is my tiara!”And while you are on your magical expedition, you can travel through time and space back to the Big Bang on
Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind. Currently, you can acquire access to this thrilling encounter by purchasing a
Lightning Lane Single Pass or the
Virtual Queue system. Like the dialogue among our Big Bang Theory friends, the jokes in this ride will have you saying, “Bazinga!”
If you have any other Disney-related inquiries, please venture by
planDisney again. We are here for
math, science, history, unraveling the (Disney) mysteries that all started with the Big Bang!Helping Guests is How We Roll in the Shire!
Jana