Avast, Susie, ya scalawag! An' welcome aboard!
Who be ye to be pressurin' us on our whereabouts this November? This planDisney be a platform for rouges, thieves, pirates, and others of that nature, savvy?
What's that? Parlay?...
Well. Since ye be under the protection of the Pirate Code at this point, I suppose it be fittin' to grant yer request fer our plans aboard the
Disney Wonder this fine upcomin' month...but don't think yer off the hook just yet...as it were.
In short: Aye, we be plannin' a heap o' takeovers aboard the Disney Wonder durin' its extended season sailin' out of
San Diego. How convenient that Disney Cruise Line gave us humble pirates such advance notice, YARRRR!
Now,
Pirate Night on a three-night cruise be a little different than on other itineraries closer to our home in the Caribbean. While ye'll still see us lettin' the cannons loose during a Buccaneer Bash Deck Party, we spare yer cooks in the galley from havin' to make OUR favorite foods. You still get yer themed menus, thanks largely to the fact that Miss Tiana drives a hard bargain...and is quite protective of her kitchen, we came to find out...
Anyway, when will we strike? Ye'll have to consult that
Disney Cruise Line Navigator app to be sure...it's about as close to magic as we humble pirates have seen in these waters, and will give ye a glimpse of when to expect us. Just don't be gettin' any ideas to try an' check before ye board, savvy? It'll be a fool's errand to do so.
By the powers, I been yammerin' on too long. and as yer parlay be comin' to a close, ye'll probably be wantin' to get back to plannin' fer yer sailin'. Good thing, too, the plank was gettin cold off the port side...
Thank ye fer yer question, Susie, an if there be any more as ye approah, scribble down a message and set it afloat in a bottle in the direction of planDisney anytime.
Watch that last step,
Andrew