AVAST, YE, SHARA! 'afore we make ye walk the plank!
We be in charge o' this here vessel called planDisney while that straw hat-wearin', pun-making, dad-joke tellin' lubber they call Andrew gets back. Lucky for ye, we have a bit o' knowledge when it comes to the whereabouts of pirates on yer sailin'. ALL HANDS ON DECK, it be time to weigh anchor!
AH, now that we have the spray o' the sea and a favorable wind, I be thinkin' clearly. What day was it ya were wonderin' about? Well by the powers, it be less than a fortnight away from yer sailin'! There be no sense in wading into the shallows on this one, so I'll be brief as a summer squall: Aye there be pirates plannin' to board the
Disney Fantasy. Ye best be prepared!
I do so enjoy plunderin' the Disney Fantasy as it sails the Eastern
Caribbean, and it be prime season fer great weather as the sun goes down an'
Pirate Night begins! Oh, and our takeover be more than just a name, Shara. Ye best start believin' that we'll be all around ye - even as yer crew heads to dinner, you'll be feasting on our favorite foods as well - I hope yer appetite be as big as our treasure hold.
If I were ye, I'd be sure to have me trusty
Disney Cruise Line Navigator app handy to check exactly when we'll be makin' way - I still have yet to figure how it always knows where we be at any time...
Well, Shara, I hope that gives ye the coordinates ye were expectin'. Thanks fer sailin' our way with yer question. If ye run into any rough seas between now and settin' sail...well, I'm sure Andrew will be back any minute now here at planDisney...WELCOME ABOARD!
Yo, ho, yo ho, A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME!
(not) Andrew