Welcome Aboard, Mary! I’ll be your
Jungle Cruise Skipper, Lindsey, telling you all about one of my favorite attractions that steers you amongst the bodies of water in Africa, Asia, and beyond!
I ADORE the Jungle Cruise Boat ride attraction, for it’s PUNNY jokes and silly humor. I always try to sit as close to the skipper as possible, in order to hear all the quick-paced, goofy jokes and giggle my face off. You’ll see animatronic wildlife, Jungle natives, campsites and at least one “natural wonder!” The Cruise is suitable for all ages, all heights, all seating arrangements and even sign language is offered! Your entire family will enjoy this ride! There are three rows of seating, one on either side of the boat, and a middle aisle atop faux storage boxes. It’s easiest for kids to sit on the outer edges of the boats, but make sure adults flank them; it’s so hard to sit on your booty when you see a Hippo rising from the water with a baby! There is an interior cave with silly treasure-grabbing monkeys and a snake or two, but nothing jumpy or threatening. Just a moment of treasure, tigers and darkness! I hope you get to enjoy this attraction in it’s original design, just like Walt imagined it!
Keep your ears peeled for take-home jokes to irritate your kids with… it’s my favorite kind of humor! Now, if you have enjoyed this 7 minute
overview of Jungle Cruise, once again, my name is Disney Parks Moms Panelist Lindsey P. If you have NOT enjoyed this overview, my name is Todd. Thank you for visiting the Disney Parks Moms Panel! ~ Lindsey P.